artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

(via spoken-not-written)


luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

(via spoken-not-written)



joshpeck:

joshpecksmom:

joshpeck:

fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20

prove it

image

bye hater

(via spoken-not-written)





circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

(via spoken-not-written)



lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

(via lubricates)